- You'd like to become a Hare Krishna? - I'm not saying I wanna join... ...but you believe in reincarnation so I'm interested. - What's your religion? - I was born Jewish, but last winter I tried Catholicism. It didn't work for me. I studied and tried, but for me it was: "Die now, pay later." I just couldn't get with it. - You're afraid of dying? - Yeah, naturally. In reincarnation... ...does my soul pass to another human? Or would I come back as an aardvark? - Take our literature, read it over, and think about it. - Thank you very much. - You're welcome. Hare Krishna.
(Who are you kidding? You're gonna be a Krishna? You're gonna shave your head and dance around at airports? You'd look like Jerry Lewis.)
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